Ew

The grossest stuff always happens to me, maybe not me personally, but I have seen some pretty gross shit! Example 1 I work in a psychiatric facility specializing with eating disorders, so there is a broad selection for me to choose from. Which is where I learn, see, smell some of the most icky things! I don't know if its because people feel comfortable with me or because I have some how gained their trust or what the deal is. However some of these things are not shareable because I have almost successfully blocked them from my memory. When I was in my first quarter of college I was an insane procrastinator, anyway it was the night before I had a HUGE project due and I needed a specific folder so I took a little drive to my nearest Rite Aid because everything else was closed by this point because the town dies at 9 Oh clock! So as I stood there with my 69 cent folder the old woman in front of me had a cart full of depends (diapers for old people) and as she started to unload them (the diapers) I started to smell this horrible smell.....ya she not only unloaded the diapers, but also whatever she had for dinner in her pants in front of me! No folder is worth that to me! I think the most disgusting thing is someone throwing up. I hate throw up with the same intensity as someone might experience toward public speaking. I hate the sound, the smell, the puddle of whatever they ate on the ground, if your in grade school the saw dust applied to the mess, the contamination everything about it! Now if its me throwing up (if I effing jinx myself I swear to god) the feeling, the taste, ew the sound of dry heaving EW! ok new subject before I throw up! I was on a shopping outing for the kitchen at work and one of the places that I had to go to was a health food store (its not like I hadn't been in one before its just I wouldnt normally go to this perticular one) So I was looking for whatever I needed for work in the refrigerator section when I saw it......COLOSTRUM! the hell is up with that. First of all mothers should be the only ones who have to deal with this second of all why the hell is it sold in gallon form? Do people just eat their cereal and think hmm "you know what would make this better? breast milk!" NO NO NO! it will not make it better. It looks like 7 layer dip in the bottle, and newsflash making it chocolate will NOT help you sell more! (I quickly hurried out of that hole and told my work that "I couldn't find the________" (whatever I was supposed to get) I have seen people pull food out of their rolls, not crumbs no no, pizza crusts, chicken bones, and other various food items. I was in a science class and we cut into the pig..........ew it smells, I feel bad for it, and cracking ribs makes mine hurt. 2 small lumps in my life named Ratty Boo Boo Cakes and Mr. Geoff (kittens) who decided to shit/piss (im not sure what happened first) all over each other in my car on the way to my parents house one time that was lovely, ew seriously I never wanted to have "new car" scent so bad in my life! More recently I got the pleasure of someone getting an emema and then watching her run to the bathroom, come out pull her shirt out from a weggie like situation, and then ring it out on the carpet :) that took the top spot for me for my most recent "Ew are you fucking kidding me" moments! So now that I have grossed myself out I think that I will go decontaminate my house! Normally I wouldnt dedicate a whole blog to grossness, but I just witnessed grossness and got side tracked enjoy suckaas!